May 2012
theatomicboom:
if you guys think about it
wizards live well into their 100’s
and james potter’s parents had him when they fairly old
because they died of old age before harry was born and james died when he was 21
so that means one thing
JAMES’ PARENTS HAD HIM WHEN THEY WERE IN THEIR GODDAMN 100’S
overplayedsong:
calling your parents by their first names because you’re sassy and cannot be tamed
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
you know what ad campaign can go fuck itself?
assholedisney:
because guess what? i like cotton a lot too but no one wants to hear me sing about how it touches me and how it feels
like goddamn
i want to wear it, not seduce it
failbag:
FUN FLORIDA ACTIVITIES:
start running and build up as much speed as you possibly can and then throw yourself at one of these
officialsalad:
omg aquaman is lame as fuck
LAWLer
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troll in the grill during senior experience presentations tomorrow
guess who?
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Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness
sherlockandjohnwatson:
“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”
kawaiians:
WISDOM TEETH ARE FUNNY BECAUSE OH MY GOD THESE ARE THE DUMBEST TEETH THERE ARE
ITS GROWING IN SIDEWAYS
HOW HIGH TO YOU HAVE TO Be
precipitates:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
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Watch
Watch
Jimmy Fallon expressing his hatred for the Christmas song “Santa Baby”
soujizz:
american schools never teach anything about australian history
australia could be a piece of rock that fell from space and was colonized by magical talking platypuses and i would never know
commanderinqueef:
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
worthless-blogger:
after all this time, there are still people who take did-yuo-kno seriously
lordoftheinternet:
they should replace the “like” button with a “please follow me” button it would be more accurate
sarnuel:
*i enter hollister*
*i exit hollister*
davidstrider:
youve found my weakness
girly internet dress up games
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
