February 2012
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
hercoralcloset:
Is there a message from god written on her leg that Angelina wants us all to read?
cat: yol9
Spoiler Alert.
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
1612th:
i wonder who all those ads are talking about considering that i’m clearly the only hot local single in my area
pureblood-:
So I saw this last night
and before I could even process what I was doing
I made this
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
ladyyatexel:
My Immortal, originally by...
“No one could blame American women here if they all suddenly decided to leave the...”
– John Oliver on American contraception debates, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
Who’s with me? Country-wide walk out.
(via the-womanifesto)
I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...
northerngrizzlywarrior:
my mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
crackercolfer:
you know that joke that goes “oxygen and magnesium together? OMg!”
actually it would be MgO
you put the metals before the nonmetals
